Right. RIGHT YOU LOT OF DRUNKEN BUMS. It is only right and proper that at Orsino's spiritual coming-of-age celebrations we unveil a piece of splendour that could not have been possible without his genius at charms. (Note the plural NOT THE SINGLE.)
BEHOLD...
THE MAP!
I'm pinning it to the thingy here, for reference. You berks with the bet, get over here and put your wands on it - YOUR WANDS, NOTE THE D - and tell it you have no shame and want it to record indelililbly your every indiscretion. Loons. Anyone else can as well, I guess. If you want.
Why is my glass empty? Who drank my drink?